45 minutes in the mind of Christine Hale last night (11/4/2014) while drawing/taking a bath:
Run bath water…oooh not too hot…must add bath salt…shit do I have any? Ooh under sink.
Add eucalyptus bath salt…ooh smells fabulous
Make margarita…not too much ice…oooh nom nom nom
Turn on internet radio to 181.FM Chill…good tuneage
Shit, bath water is still running. Ooh we are good. Not too full.
Step into bath…AHHHHHHH fuck that’s hot. I can’t feel my toes anymore and they look like lobsters. Cool.
Oh this is gonna be fun to sit down in…1..2...3…FUCK that is hot!!! OOOH so worth it…oooh my phone just got a text.
Text reply…text received…text reply…text received…text…fuck I just dropped my phone in the tub…oOOOH my phone is water resistant/proof-ish. Remember to thank Josh for making me get this phone. I am so Winning.
Drink margarita…ooh nom nom nom
Trigger is barking at something in the yard…“Knock it off Trigger!”…silence for a bit…good dog.
Text received…text reply…text received… text reply…text received…text reply .……………text received… shit that took long enough….grrr
Oooh water needs to be hotter…run water…that’s good.
Drink more margarita
Fart in water…giggle at bubbles…wow my butt stinks. Remember to poop later…when there is gas in the line there’s poop in the chute!
Check weather…check Winter Park weather….oooh snow! YAY! I LOVE SNOW!.....ooh pretty holiday lights…I like those too.
Obnoxious squeaking/barking…Josh must be home for break…
Josh-“I’m gonna start grilling.” Me- “good I like nom noms in my belly. Hamburger Nom noms!” Josh-“there is something wrong with you.” Me-“ duh.” Oooh my phone got a text.
Josh-“dinner will be ready in 10 min.” Me-“tits”
Chug rest of margarita…worth it
Pull drain in tub…giggle at sounds the drain makes…sounds like wet farts ha ha
Shower…
Josh-“food is ready!” Me-“tits!” Maybe I should have listened to Josh when he said dinner would be ready in 10 min. shit.
….This is 45 minutes in my mind…can you imagine what goes on during a whole day?! I entertain myself.
Run bath water…oooh not too hot…must add bath salt…shit do I have any? Ooh under sink.
Add eucalyptus bath salt…ooh smells fabulous
Make margarita…not too much ice…oooh nom nom nom
Turn on internet radio to 181.FM Chill…good tuneage
Shit, bath water is still running. Ooh we are good. Not too full.
Step into bath…AHHHHHHH fuck that’s hot. I can’t feel my toes anymore and they look like lobsters. Cool.
Oh this is gonna be fun to sit down in…1..2...3…FUCK that is hot!!! OOOH so worth it…oooh my phone just got a text.
Text reply…text received…text reply…text received…text…fuck I just dropped my phone in the tub…oOOOH my phone is water resistant/proof-ish. Remember to thank Josh for making me get this phone. I am so Winning.
Drink margarita…ooh nom nom nom
Trigger is barking at something in the yard…“Knock it off Trigger!”…silence for a bit…good dog.
Text received…text reply…text received… text reply…text received…text reply .……………text received… shit that took long enough….grrr
Oooh water needs to be hotter…run water…that’s good.
Drink more margarita
Fart in water…giggle at bubbles…wow my butt stinks. Remember to poop later…when there is gas in the line there’s poop in the chute!
Check weather…check Winter Park weather….oooh snow! YAY! I LOVE SNOW!.....ooh pretty holiday lights…I like those too.
Obnoxious squeaking/barking…Josh must be home for break…
Josh-“I’m gonna start grilling.” Me- “good I like nom noms in my belly. Hamburger Nom noms!” Josh-“there is something wrong with you.” Me-“ duh.” Oooh my phone got a text.
Josh-“dinner will be ready in 10 min.” Me-“tits”
Chug rest of margarita…worth it
Pull drain in tub…giggle at sounds the drain makes…sounds like wet farts ha ha
Shower…
Josh-“food is ready!” Me-“tits!” Maybe I should have listened to Josh when he said dinner would be ready in 10 min. shit.
….This is 45 minutes in my mind…can you imagine what goes on during a whole day?! I entertain myself.
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